Lawak Online : Kisah Lawak Sengal Abang Sardar

Part 1

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Part 2 ...

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!

Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?

Part 3

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......

Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..